"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."


"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."


The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed



"i wish people would crush on me"

you don’t. you want people you like to crush on you. you want mutual crushes. having people you feel nothing towards crush on you is literally the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. one-sided crushes can ruin friendships completely even if you tried to keep things as they were. crushes sound “cute” but if you can’t return the feeling it becomes whatever the opposite of cute is. this has been a psa.

Filed under: realest shit.

In fact, crushes are pretty shit all round. Even if it’s someone you like, the situation may not be appropriate, or they may not be compatible with you. But your brain will be all like, “Yo, you should go do this anyway”.

You are allowed to date people you’ve known for a while. You don’t have to jump the shark when they’re all mysterious, and you’re all makingstupiddecisions.

To be honest, I am way better at making new friends than starting new romantic relationships. I rarely date people I haven’t known for a while as a friend. ‘Crushes’ for me have always been lust rather than love, and consequently somewhat able to be ignored.

My friendships are precious to me - part of the reason I don’t date much is that, even with friends I can see myself dating, I often would rather preserve the comfortable friend state than try to move into a romantic state with them. My friends are my family, in that the people I care about are hugely important to me, or they are just acquaintances. I don’t really have a middle ground or hierarchy there.

This probably isn’t the most eloquent way of phrasing it, but hopefully people understand what I mean?

"Are they mocking me, Mummy?!"

"Are they mocking me, Mummy?!"


aw cute🌙👽 on We Heart It.





Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 

Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

Love and respect to all sex workers out there.